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Have you been Naughty or Nice this year? what will most likely be in your stocking this year? 

43%
889 deviants said Candy
35%
721 deviants said I am getting nothing because I contributed to the green-house effect which melts the polar caps which melts the north pole where santa claus lives and he's mad.
16%
325 deviants said Switches
6%
114 deviants said Coal

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:iconprussianowl:
PrussianOwl Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Is that Relient K lyrics I see there.... :D
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:iconarkham-insanity:
Arkham-Insanity Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
why..yes it is thank you for noticing :D
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:iconmorrigansfury:
Morrigansfury Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
As much as I want a real life eevee to cuddle, I'll probably get more earrings
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:iconutena-douji:
Utena-Douji Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
I don't have a stocking anymore...
After mom died my dad and me haven't much reason to calibrate. We give gifts... but that's all.
Santa dosn't visit adults anyway, unless there are kids in the house.
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shadowwolff Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Student Filmographer
I am getting nothing because I celebrated Hannukkah and not even the traditional kind which still doesn't involve Santa so he's mad. 8D
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:iconnoboynocry1234:
NoBoyNoCry1234 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
I like coal :3
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:iconrabidleroy:
RabidLeroy Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Student General Artist
Relient K reference. LOL!
– "Sorry, Santa!"
– "Stop."
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:iconsoaringaven:
SoaringAven Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Where I'm from, we don'have stockings on Christmas but on the other hand we get our prezzies in the evening! :D
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:iconsoaringaven:
SoaringAven Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, sorry, evening :D Yeah, that's the way to spend Christmas - eat till you burst and curse yourself after you make a new year's resolution to diet/work out :DDD
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:iconsyrjsia:
Syrjsia Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012
Yes, it's gerat, isn't it?! ^^
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:iconsoaringaven:
SoaringAven Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You get it in the morning in Germany too? I thought that was just a strange oddity here in you little east neighbour. :)
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:iconsyrjsia:
Syrjsia Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
Yea, we get togerther with te whole famili in the afternoon, eat a lot, get our presents and continue to eat a lot!
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:iconmdc01957:
mdc01957 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
Um...Switches? :XD:
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:icongothfoxx:
gothfoxx Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
coal is worth money, its the best gift.
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:iconlupoartistico:
Lupoartistico Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I must disagree with you. Santa lives in Finland. Eheh.

I'll probably get socks.
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:iconundeadmause:
UndeadMause Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
coal because i can use it to help burn down the good kids house
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:iconvinvin-vinny:
VinVin-Vinny Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Perfection
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:icontherealtdageena:
TheRealTDAGeena Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Student General Artist
I was good and I am getting switches to spank my girlfriend with~
<3 yes
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:iconbadtouchtriomiyazaki:
BadTouchTrioMiyazaki Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I want a little Prussia...But somehow I doubt I'll get him xD
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:iconheart-of-oyster:
heart-of-oyster Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Student General Artist
Candy, pen, eraser ((i have a collection)) other little trinkets from Santa and iTunes gift card probably

--I am getting nothing because I contributed to the green-house effect which melts the polar caps which melts the north pole where santa claus lives and he's mad.-- SANTA LIVES IN LAPLAND!!!!!!!!! :stare:
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:iconwezenbeesje:
wezenbeesje Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Professional General Artist
I don't live where christmas is celebrated that way (but we have something similar called Sinterklaas), so I don't know what you mean by switches.
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:iconarkham-insanity:
Arkham-Insanity Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
oh its a very old old fashion custom that no one really does anymore but in the olden days it was said if you put out a stocking, if you were bad you would get switches meant to spank you with for being bad...and if you were good you got candy in your stocking, now adays no matter how you behave kids get candy.
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:iconwezenbeesje:
wezenbeesje Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Professional General Artist
Ah, yeah same here. But with something else.
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:iconkeiitan:
Keiitan Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Student Writer
I choose the greenhouse one, because that's apparently true.

We didn't get snow until today, on December 18... In WISCONSIN.
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:iconapostolicshadowninja:
I wish it would snow at all here. It's going to be over 65 degrees on Christmas in Alabama! T-T
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:iconkeiitan:
Keiitan Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Student Writer
Nooo you don't. We had (note, I said "had") a big evergreen tree in the front yard. Last night, we had a snow storm, and the snow actually snapped the entire tree in half!
(Also, we didn't have any electricity! God, it was cold!)
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:iconapostolicshadowninja:
Wow... That doesn't sound too fun. I used to have tons of huge evergreen trees in my back yard but theyre not gone because of a snow storm. My neighbor actually poisoned them. The jerk. I feel sorry for you for not having electricity. If I didn't it actually wouldn't be that bad. At least not temperature wize.
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:iconyeahiknowshutup:
yeahiknowshutup Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Student General Artist
Yeah, well here in IA, it's cold enough to freeze your buns off, but not enough so that it'll snow. :( *is not remotely happy*
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:iconapostolicshadowninja:
I wish it would even get cold enough to freeze your buns off here. I like my state, but the weather... not so much.
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:iconyeahiknowshutup:
yeahiknowshutup Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Student General Artist
:( Man, that has to suck! If I could, I'd send ya a bottle of IA weather right now. :D
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:iconapostolicshadowninja:
Yeah it does, but I'm used to it. :P What, you don't have a local magician who can do that? :D
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:iconyeahiknowshutup:
yeahiknowshutup Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student General Artist
...no... *is shamed* We are just Iowa. All we have is farmers and the one city. *isalllies*
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:iconapostolicshadowninja:
ApostolicShadowNinja Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
... we don't either... all we have is cotton and rednecks. T-T
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:iconkeiitan:
Keiitan Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Student Writer
I choose the greenhouse one, because that's apparently true.

We didn't get snow until today, on December 18... In WISCONSIN!

Also, can anyone be considered "good,"if they're watching you?
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:iconarkham-insanity:
Arkham-Insanity Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
oh dear and..wait what?? a-are you saying I am a naughty influence???
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:iconkeiitan:
Keiitan Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Student Writer
Of course! Though, I AM also watching you on Y!Gallery... That probably makes a big difference. XD
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:iconarkham-insanity:
Arkham-Insanity Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
oh...well then ;)
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:iconeatcakeforscience:
Eatcakeforscience Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Student Artist
Hm, I've been exceptionally naughty... CANDY IT IS!
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:iconcherry82:
Cherry82 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'd like to see something in a fashion switch in my stocking, that why I have behaved naughty, and yet...its like still a present...
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:iconarkham-insanity:
Arkham-Insanity Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Ah yes I know what you mean there LOL!!! I want a pretty little switch with a ribbon on it ;)
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:iconcherry82:
Cherry82 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Haha YES!
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:iconjoannafaire:
JoannaFaire Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Student General Artist
... my brother sent me a voice mail from Santa asking why I only set out "Mother****ing cookies and god**** milk".... So I think Santa is mad at me xDDD
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:icongaaradesert6:
gaaradesert6 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
Kinda too late for the stocking question here.St Nicholas or Sv Nikola here gives gifts in Dec 6. And Sv Lucija was in Dec 14,I think.Anyway I answered with candy because it happened xD
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:iconamolle:
Amolle Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist
In my country we don't have socks, we just put gifts under Christmas Tree :)
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:iconoscar-ojisan:
oscar-ojisan Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012   Artist
I wasn't good..:D..but Santa will be alright..:D..
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:iconyokosprincess:
yokosprincess Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Candy. Every year, one or both of my older sisters give me a box of my fave chocolates.
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:iconzexionluxordfan:
Zexionluxordfan Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
See i am a good girl who volunteers and actually does my school work without fighting the teachers. i know big shocker this day an age.
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:icondarkness-angel-13:
darkness-angel-13 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't have socks :meow: <----- feels poor
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:iconwoerner:
woerner Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Santa lives in Finland. The North Pole could melt, but Santa will be safe... until all the water displacement drowns us all.
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:iconmaidofdarkness:
MaidOfDarkness Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Combustible lemons. Just kidding. Coal.
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